Essays

I need a place to rant, but I’m just not 21^st century enough to blog.  For one thing, I just haven’t worked out how to express all the emotions I experience (for example, the particular patina of the anger and pain I feel when this one stupid, greedy goat gores me in the butt again as she attempts to eat out of the side of the feeder where the feed goes in, not out) with semicolons and parentheses.  So this section of the website is reserved for my writings that would be blog were they more frequent and more creatively punctuated.